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Created: 10/20/2009 7:16 PM KSTC45.com |
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By: Ryan Gowling
When a horror movie finds success at the box office, it's almost guaranteed to get a sequel. And that sequel often becomes more sequels, which have an unfortunate tendency for becoming increasingly stale. By the time a horror franchise reaches a sixth installment, it's usually operating in zombie mode (meaning, crying out for a beheading).
In less than two weeks, Saw VI heads to theaters — with no plans of wrapping up the series. Saw VII is already in pre-production and plans are in place for Saw VIII. If the Saw franchise has any chance of continuing, it had better learn from the mistakes of other "part six" horror sequels. Here, we offer six critical lessons.
![]() | Don't bring back the killer in the most ridiculous way possible
But then Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives decided to bring the killer back to life — using all of three seconds to devise a plan for his resurrection. How was it done? Tommy, Feldman's character but this time played by Thom Mathews, journeys to Jason's grave to not only make sure he's dead, but also to burn his corpse. Uh, so he's certain Jason is even deader? Once Jason's coffin is unearthed, Tommy takes a pole from the cemetery fence and stabs Jason repeatedly until lightning strikes the pole, reanimating Jason like he's Frankenstein's monster. Seriously. Sure, it's important for a horror movie to keep its killer around. But can you at least try to keep the audience from feeling cheated? Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) met his doom in Saw III and was "kept around" in Saw IV and V with flashbacks, a plot device being reused for Saw VI. Co-screenwriter Patrick Melton has promised that the Jigsaw flashbacks will "feel organic and not forced." Let's hope he's right. |
![]() | Bring back fan-favorite characters
Saw VI sees the return of Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young, Jigsaw's former apprentice. Like Jigsaw, Young died in Saw III and will be used in flashbacks. After appearing mostly as a corpse in Saw IV and V, fans have to be pleased to see Smith get some actual screen time. |
![]() | Don't use 3-D to cover up a lame ending
After Maggie uses her father's glove to stab him in the stomach, she blows Freddy up with a pipe bomb — but not before father and daughter can each deliver some miserable one-liners, such as her wishing him a Happy Father's Day. The movie concludes with her saying "Freddy's dead." (Yeah, we got that already from the title.) Apparently, director Rachel Talalay thought no one would notice the unimaginative ending if it were in 3-D. Sorry, everyone did. At least we know Saw VI dodges the 3-D bullet, which won't be used until Saw VII. And, even then, Saw VI won't have to reach very high to have a better ending than Freddy's Dead. |
![]() | Don't just give up when you run low on ideas
So why did the producers go Back 2 tha Hood for the sixth Leprechaun installment? Were there really that many stones left unturned? Rather, it looked to fans like they were content to throw their hands in the air rather than attempt thinking up a new place to take the little green menace. Yeah, horror movies are often criticized for repeating themselves, but Back 2 tha Hood took repetitious to a new, sad level. While Saw VI will likely repeat itself, let's hope it has the minimal creativity required to move the plot beyond a complete retread of Saw V. |
![]() | If nothing else, introduce future Hollywood stars
Saw VI includes newcomer Tanedra Howard, who got the role by winning the reality TV show Scream Queens. Let's just hope that doesn't turn out to be the movie's high note. |
![]() | Revitalize the franchise
Melton says Saw VI will feel resolved. Is it bad to hope he's wrong? With Saw VII and VIII on the horizon, you'd think the pressure would be on for Saw VI to keep fans wanting more. |